shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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