okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
zippers are such a cool invention
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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