Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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