No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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