CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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