you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
i need some magic done to my vagina
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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