how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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