Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
where are you?
Hypothermia
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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