I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
found the other keg... it's in the tree
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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