Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
this will be a night to untag.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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