I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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