I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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