Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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