giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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