I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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