So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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