I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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