what if I'm pregnant?
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every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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