it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
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guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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