they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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