He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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