soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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