Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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