She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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