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Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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