apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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