i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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