check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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