It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
did you just send me my own nude
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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