Well apparently he's into motor boating.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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