I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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