We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
