I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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