so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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