talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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