The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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