so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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