He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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