i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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