it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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