Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Ketchup is God's man juice
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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