so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
