i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
As shirtless as possible
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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