If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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