i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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