He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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