and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
