In the future we'll all be gay
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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