hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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