turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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