i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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