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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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