He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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