4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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